Believe me your not missing anything by not having MTV. Calling that channel music television is flagrant false advertising. I can't remember the last time I saw any music videos on it. Still, I guess talentless bums gotta work somewhere and lets face it, where else would Jessica Simpsons husband get a job? I feel less of a man for even knowing that that show exists. But hey, she's pretty hot

(Way to go and totally redeem myself!!)