office space, brilliant.."Michael Bolton...it wasnt a problem until that no talent ass-clown started winning grammy's!"

Anyway, that Oxegen line-up.

*IT calmly explains that it doesn't look after ordinary photocopiers and tries in vain to explain the difference between a printer/document management system and a photocopier, gives up, hangs up, goes back to listening to Modeselektor while Jeremy goes postal, considers using cattle prod on Jeremy*

Interpol confirmed for Oxegen today

would have been more suprising if they announced interpol were not playing oxegen

Has anyone mentioned the fact that Aphex Twin is playing Oxegen? That's pretty mad- can't imagine the young fellas who've just finished 6th year the May before and are gonna wear their Westmeath GAA jersey with the collar stuck up for three days will relish a bit of 'Windowlicker'. Maybe they'll just head back to the campsite wrecked out of their heads and steal from/run over peoples tents that few hours earlier...

Spot on!

If Interpol, Kaiser Chiefs or Ian Brown WEREN'T playing, thst would be a worthy news story in itself! I see Chemical Bros, Hot Chip are playing also.

Yeah, It's really depressing to see the genius that is Aphex Twin on the line-up.How did they get him? Where the hell did he come out of? Poor old Richard D. James does not realise he will playing to a bunch of s**t-faced, sunburnt, straw-hat and GAA top wearin' slack-jacked, culturally clueless mulchies.

Richard D James could not give a monkeys, this is a man who proudly says he does "remixes for cash"

I like the way you're assuming there'll be good weather for Oxegen this year. Last year was the worst yet, unless you're into the whole Glastonbury Dunkirk spirit "the weather's s**t but we'll still have a good time" schtick.

All the papers are saying a band called 'The Editors' are playing. Who the hell are they?

I presume yr taking the piss - if not, then you're one of the most fortunate people on the planet, having not yet been subjected to their depressingly bad music.

You thought Coldplay were a poor imitation of U2 in 'stadium rock' mode? You thought Snow Patrol were a depressing version of Coldplay in 'U2 stadium rock mode'? Then think of an even more depressing version of Snowpatrol, with a pratt of a singer doing a poor imitation of Ian Curtis & you're almost there.

Yeah, I know - it's a horrible thought. The execution of it is even worse than that.

His point was that they're called Editors.

Its a 'The'.

How do you spell it?

T H E

i could not give a monkeys about people saying THE editors or THE doves or THE anything else... because these bands are s**te

apart from THE pixies... this happens everywhere by everyone and it gets on my goat...

That went ...pheeeeeeeeeewwww... over me noggin'!

So some people call them the pixies....so what??

seriously some of you ppl are starting to resemble a bunch of dudes i went to school with a number of years ago who could speak cling-on...

i said it gets on my goat... it doesn't have to be rational that it gets on my goat...

you f**king prick...

"you f**king prick... "

GET A GRIP you psycho..who are you? kim deal's doppelganger?

I love the Pixies.

Hab SoSlI' Quch!*

* = Your mother has a smooth forehead (in Klingon).

no... i'm just some f**king prick who recognises another f**king prick...

why do you let things bother you?