Kind of tangenital (woo, invented almost rude word!), but there are elements of being in a band in Ireland that are a bit suck.
I've not given a lot of thought to this as I'm too busy rolling up planets in Katamari Damacy, but having toured a fair bit of the US some things stand out. Bear with me as I rant this out, and they are two minor points (and it's not an attack on Irish bands, I think there are some incredible Irish bands at the minute!!)..
Firstly, American bands s**t all over Irish bands. Absolutely. Everytime. Technically...
It was something we noticed very quickly the first time we toured there, but every night, in every small town we fell into, the bands were always superb. Technically...
And the musicianship was phenomenal. And they always had superb gear. The most exquisite amps and vintage kits etc, and always in immaculate condition.
Tragically, these bands were almost always terrible, piddle poor songwriting.
We quickly figured out why there was such a startling difference in musicianship. Maybe, and patronisingly, we assumed that in these small towns there wasn't a whole lot for kids to do other than practice in their band rooms with their pals, but more likely we thought it boiled down to a very different attitute to putting on gigs and playing.
Bands in the US do *not* share backline. Ever.
My experience in Ireland of organising gigs usually revolves around "can you bring the bass amp?", "can band X supply a kit?".
It took us a long time to get used to people looking affronted and appalled every time we asked to borrow a guitar amp, or could we share a kit shell, but it just doesn't happen.
After a band plays, every item of backline is stripped from the stage and the next bands gear gets thrown up. You get used to seeing 2 or 3 drumkits ready assembled in a hallway, just waiting to be hauled on stage. We used to express our amazement to the local bands at how surely this must make changeovers take forever and how the sound must be screwed up for the night, engineers having to re-mic all the gear. Yet, without fail the sound would be amazing, changeover would take seconds, and in the smaller clubs there are rarely soundchecks. If it's your own gear, you know how you want it to sound, all a good engineer has to do is linecheck it (over here you have to waste time messing with someone elses settings blah)
Obviously gear is a *hell* of a lot cheaper over there, but surely most bands here have their own stuff?
Point is, when these US bands get onstage, it's like their game has already been raised. They have all their own gear, so there's no excuse for it not sounding how they want, if they sound crappy it's more likely cos they're playing bad. And they tend to play out of their skins. The actual songs may stink, but in their own way, these bands rock out.
It's an attitude that I can't really see taking off over here. We always, always bring our own backline to gigs over here now, despite the hassle, and it's even led to fights with notable sound engineers. "ah, use that amp there, it's already mic'd and eq'd for the room"
"no, that's not my amp. this is my amp. all you have to do is move a mic"
"....."
"i'll even move it for you"
"....."
And then you've got a sound man with an attitude for the rest of the night. (nb there are some amazing engineers in the country too, but these experiences are definitely more commonplace in Ireland than elsewhere, from our experience)
To me, it just seems like it's worth getting over the hassle of transporting gear, makes such a difference.
The other thing, and it's so much more the crucial factor, that we need are practice spaces.
The situation here is *horrible*.
What is it, something like 70 euro for a band to practice for 5 hours now? That's terrible. How much must that discourage people from playing. Practice rooms are usually when the most creative and fun things happen in bands, but if your time is at such a premium you're screwed.
All my pals in the US have amazing practice rooms. And none are in official rehearsal studios. It's such a common practice for landlords to let bands use empty space to practice in, for little money, maybe a couple of hundred dollars a months at the most outrageous. And it's your room, you can use it whenever and for as long as you want. Landlord gets to know that there are people using his building who will keep an eye on it's basic maintenance. My favourite even has a beer vending machine in it. The dream!
Greedy landlords here pretty much guarantee that that will never happen, but it is depressing. How many rooms are out there now in Dublin, laying dormant that could entertain some rocking? Billions!
Again, I do think there are some phenomenal people and bands over here, but the above points are definitely two hugely noticeable differences.
I haven't read over this so I expect my poor literaly skills will have insulted someone. If it did that's not what I meant! I'm full of s**t.
Back to Katamari I go.
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