I Wish It Was The Nineties (When I Had Much More Hair!) To the tune of 'Wish I Was A Punk Rocker.' Lyrics by Ricki Webber Please copy & paste and forward to everyone in your address book and please take the time to visit www.thefallacy.co.uk & www.myspace.com/thefallacycouk Thankyou. Oh I wish it was the nineties, When things were so much fun, Like 77 & 69, But dont forget 91, Your were born too late, Into a world that doesn't care, Oh I wish it was the nineties, When I had much more hair. We first had the internet, DVDs & SMS, We had iconic cars, And the superstars werent famous from a show. We didnt live to watch Big Brother, We didnt happyslap bystanders, Look at all the things weve given you, What have you given us. Oh I wish it was the nineties, When things were so much fun, Like 77 & 69, But dont forget 91, Your were born too late, Into a world that doesn't care, Oh I wish it was the nineties, When I had much more hair. When Liam was the biggest star, Front page for getting out a car, And him and his Brother Noel, Were always falling out. When all the bands would play guitar, When our head of state was popular, And the only time wed bomb a country, Was when they had threatened us. Oh I wish it was the nineties, When things were so much fun, Like 77 & 69, But dont forget 91, Your were born too late, Into a world that doesn't care, Oh I wish it was the nineties, When I had much more hair. .. Your were born too late, Into a world that doesn't care, Oh I wish it was the nineties, When I had much more hair.