Exhibit one: Keith Richards has been injured after falling out of a tree whils't on holiday Exhibit Two: Coldplay's 'green' goal to cut carbon emmissions has come apart after many of the 10,000 mango trees it planted in India, dubbed the 'Coldplay Forest', through the Future Forest project, have withered and died in a drought, apparently there isn't much water in the area where they were planted. Two words, Spinal Tap Where is Sting when you need him, tch !