Top 5 scariest thing on Cluas in reverse order:
5. Jules (obviously)
4. The nakedly ambitious lengths bands will go to to plug themselves on the boards
3. "Religious" wars that go on forever... (please note as a precaution that no forks or other sharp implements are allowed on board threads)
2. Eoghans Google fascination
1. The amount of time I spend here that could probably be better spent. (I had a life once ya know! before your time it was)