I laughed until I choked last night as I watched the endless weeks of judgement, opinion, voting and god knows what else go up in flames as the Milky Bar Kid and his mum, got voted off after competing against an army of uber babes and A List cabaret cheese. Ha Ha Ha ! The Irish duo came across like a pair of farm hands at a hen night in CopperFace Jacks. All you guest experts, you know nought ! Nought ! As for the excerable crap penned by Karl Broderick, here is what Dr Harry Witchel, a physiologist and music expert at the University of Bristol, thinks are the top ten Eurovision songs of all time (Guardian News Service). Dr Witchel's best Eurovision songs 1 Abba, Waterloo (1974), Sweden 2 Celine Dion, Ne Partez Pas Sans Moi (1988), Switzerland 3 Sandie Shaw, Puppet On A String (1967), UK 4 Teach-In, Ding-A-Dong (1975), Netherlands 5 Bobbysocks, La Det Swinge (1985), Norway 6 Bucks Fizz, Making Your Mind Up (1981), UK 7 Salome, Vivo Cantando (1969), Spain 8 Johnny Logan, Hold Me Now (1987), Ireland 9 Dana, International Diva (1998), Israel 10 Charlotte Nilsson, Take Me To Your Heaven (1999), Sweden