Well who'd have thought my casual comments on Downpatrick's finest would have caused such a veritable storm of interest.
I haven't bought a copy of Hot Press in ages so I can't comment on the Ash article. Life's too short to be spent wading through Niall Stoke's tedious rantings.
I can categorically deny that I am, or ever have been, Phil Udell.
I can, however, categorically confirm that I'd happily tune the lovely Charlotte's strings were the opportunity to present itself.