The Monkees are awesome, how anyone wouldn't see them as a great pop band at this stage is beyond me. Maybe they did/didn't write or play their own stuff, but some of the best pop moments of the 20th century were released under the Monkees banner and what's embarrasing about liking Elvis?
I actually reckon B*Witched might have had some potential as a more grown up MOR pop band if Louis walsh hadn't made the mistake of aiming them at the pre-school market initially then trying to make them more appealing to to adults and the whole thing coming apart at the seams in the process. I actually reckoned their single "Blame it on the Weatherman" wasn't bad, it's not genius either, just not bad. The video appears to be set in some sort of post apocalyptic global warming catastrophe. Don't say popstars don't tackle serious issues. :D
Boyzone on the other hand prove what a charlatan Louis Walsh was. I mean how did he ever get those chancers off the ground? First there was that comical Late Late show appearance, which I'm not even going to bother dig up the youtube clip of as everybody and their mum has seen it at this stage, then their was their first album, which my sister owned at the time and I once took a listen to out of sheer sick morbid curiosity. Now we're used to boy bands being a bit pants, but this was so utterly awful, it would make your ears bleed. Pop normally has slick production, but this sounded like it was recorded in someones kitchen using only a cheap casio mini-keyboard for accompaniament. So bad that they if they'd been half as good as this, they'd have been considerably stepping up their game:
...I mean seriously, I have no idea how Louis Walsh pulled this off other than perhaps that urban legend about rigging the charts and filling a car boot with boyzone singles. I just can't imagine him getting away with it now amongst todays youth in the post-Timbaland pop era. Kids may still listen to rubbish, but at least the production is competent.
Ace of Bass always remind me of feeling slightly nauseous one summer for some reason, they were part of that weird early/mid 90s pop reggae thing that also gave us that awful single by Snow (remember that? oh dear...). Those swedish girls were hot though, arousal and nausea was a pretty weird and potent combination to my then teenage mind, so you'll excuse me if I can't remember them with any clarity
Brian Adams summer of 69, liked it a little back then, but it's been killed by hearing it at one too many awful wedding receptions.