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Originally posted by Rev Jules
she has unceremoniously dumped Rice Cakes in favour of C&W Superstar Kenny Chesney

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Maybe she thought his Tractor was sexy ?

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Originally posted by Rev Jules
Yes ! What a result ! It lookes like Renee Zellweger has some taste after all. It has emerged that she has unceremoniously dumped Rice Cakes in favour of C&W Superstar Kenny Chesney and, get this, married him in a ceremony on monday. Brilliant ! Nashville: 1 Organic Cafes: 0

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shouldn't there be a policy of not having multiple threads on the same topic? or did you not see the thin man's post yesterday? maybe we should add a white cane to your favourite smiley... incidentally, if the high moral standards of the cluas.com moderators, expressed so beautifully in the post quoted below, were applied to this latest example of childish, idiotic and abusive mudslinging from the keyboard of rev jules, surely this post would be locked and/or deleted immediately?

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Originally posted by Rev Jules on 12/02/2005 Discussions of music do allow for a wide range of debate, acerbic or satirical comment or passionately held views but they do not allow for childish mudslinging or ignorant and idiotic abuse.

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ah well, if everyone was open-minded and tolerant of views different from their own the world would be... a better place, actually...

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Originally posted by vandala
Now, now, Mr. Jules, everyone knows we should respect Mr. Rice for his abilities as a musician and not for his ability to pull Hollywood totty.

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Yes, I agree, which is why I suggest he release the following song as his next single "WALK AWAY RENEE" Written by Bob Calilli, Michael Lookofsky & Tony Sansone Originally recorded by The Four Tops and The Left Banke And when I see the sign that points one way The lot we used to pass by every day Just walk away Renee You won't see me follow you back home The empty sidewalks on my block are not the same You're not to blame From deep inside the tears I'm forced to cry From deep inside the pain I chose to hide Just walk away Renee You won't see me follow you back home Now as the rain beats down upon my weary eyes For me it cries Your name and mine inside a heart upon a wall Still finds a way to haunt me though they're so small Just walk away Renee You won't see me follow you back home Now as the rain beats down upon my weary eyes For me it cries Just walk away Renee You won't see me follow you back home The empty sidewalks on my block are not the same You're not to blame © 1966 (renewed) Trio Music Company, Inc. (BMI) and Alley Music Corp. (BMI)

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Originally posted by Antistar
Who the f**k is Kenny Chesney??

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This should answer your question http://www.kennychesney.com/kenny.php

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Originally posted by vandala
...Not that there's anything wrong with pulling Hollywood totty.

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Absolutely not, just ask Motley Crue...or Chris Martin for that matter, or Kenny Chesney

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Originally posted by The_Thin_Man
Walk Away Renee?...why didn't I think of that! Top stuff. An alternative career as a Sun subeditor beckons for Jules - as the Kelvin MacKenzie of Cluas!

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Cheers Thin Man, I'm chuffed. By the way, for those of y'all who don't know, Piers Morgan once said that Kelvin MacKenzie was, "a brutal editor with a particular form of dangerous genius".

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Originally posted by John Doe
I don't know what you're all celebrating for. The whiny twat will probably use this as the basis for his next album of turgid, insipid s*ite.

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Originally posted by vandala
And, oh by the way, Jove are great, too.

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