EricBasic Member Posts:179
11/17/2004 1:17 PM |
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I heard his latest effort of a song on the radio this morning and found myself in fitz of laughter. The lyrics are dreadful, I nabbed this from his fab website....
Verse 1
I was born in the heart of Dublin
Back when being gay wasn't cool
Made get on our knees every Sunday with the other fools
We were warped by the Christian Brothers
In the cell blocks at our schools
Get a handprint on your skin
Before you break their rules
Pre Chorus 1
Go hit me now
That I'm twice your size
Brushed off the accusations
And bowed before your lies
Chorus 1
This is the city that raised me
With the religion they gave me
Now I'm old enough to know my own mind
And it was leaving that saved me
I seen so much that has changed me
Just break with your past
Feed your own mind
This Irish son has moved with the times
Verse 2
Weddings deaths or baptizing children
That's my debt paid to the church
I don't need that kind of salvation
When I get hurt
Pre Chorus 2
Don't fill my head with sermons
And force me to believe
Chorus 2
This is the city that raised me
With the religion they gave me
Now I'm old enough to know my own mind
And it was leaving that saved me
I seen so much that has changed me
Just break with your past
Feed your own mind
Cos' this Irish son has moved with the times
Middle 8th
Our father who art in heaven
Come down here and make your presence known
We can't do it on our own
The lunatics let run the asylum
How can we find peace inside your home
When you can't trust your own
Chorus 3
This is the city that raised me
With the religion they gave me
Now I'm old enough to know my own mind
But it was leaving that saved me
I've seen so much that has changed me
So just break with your past
Feed your own mind
Cos' this Irish son has moved with the times
Cos' this Irish son has moved with the times
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11/17/2004 1:21 PM |
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i know its dreadful!!!!Did u hear the latest though, he's off being a media whore, bombarding the usual rags with scandal about how he was beaten by the christian brothers and that's what inspired the song! My opinion-they didn't hit him hard enough!
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alcopopNew Member Posts:44
11/17/2004 1:21 PM |
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One wonders why Ireland did so crap in the Euro Song contest
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klootfanAdvanced Member Posts:851
11/17/2004 1:33 PM |
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He is down for a gig in whelans now as well...( reeking of music snobbery ,i know )
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11/17/2004 1:46 PM |
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oh sweet jebus i haven't cringed this much in a long time.
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11/17/2004 1:51 PM |
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the lyrics might shed some light on why he broke up with what's-her-face. that's the tabloid scandal i want.
"and now i don't believe that you burn in hell for being a cock smuggler anymore/so i can split up with my wife"
i'm sure those lyrics would fit somewhere.
it's terrible all right.
he's trying to be profound, it'd be better if it was complete gibberish. a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
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mutchBasic Member Posts:392
11/17/2004 2:43 PM |
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this is heavy stuff if he is a victim (is he?) of what 1 in 4 in the country have been through. and even though the art of it is poor, he is still getting something off his chest so fair dues to him.
BUT,
if he is not a victim then may he hang his head in shame and contribute all proceeds to a relevant charity
either way it reeks of money/pulicity stunt and now i really want to kill the company people that put him there. idiots. coke is soooo bad for you lads.
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bonzoBasic Member Posts:364
11/17/2004 3:38 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by mutch
this is heavy stuff if he is a victim (is he?) of what 1 in 4 in the country have been through. and even though the art of it is poor, he is still getting something off his chest so fair dues to him.
BUT,
if he is not a victim then may he hang his head in shame and contribute all proceeds to a relevant charity
either way it reeks of money/pulicity stunt and now i really want to kill the company people that put him there. idiots. coke is soooo bad for you lads.
The Christian Brothers are looking into his case and say that he only ever came into contact with one christian brother while he was at school and that on this basis it is a very serious accusation. Hopefully the matter gets cleared up and that its not the classic example of writing about something you don't know about.
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UnicronVeteran Member Posts:1696
11/17/2004 6:05 PM |
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I read what Ian O'Doherty (who is a w**ker too but thats besides the point) wrote about his appearence on the late late and he made it sound that McFadden got slapped about 3-4 times in school, don't know if thats an accurate description of what he said or just O'Doherty playing to his professional-asshole "persona" but it its true then I'll happily give him another 34 slaps for using one of the most disgusting things to happen in 20th century Ireland as a publicity stunt.
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Rev JulesVeteran Member Posts:1041
11/17/2004 6:50 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by Eric
Go hit me now
That I'm twice your size
It would be my pleasure Brian.
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EricBasic Member Posts:179
11/18/2004 9:27 AM |
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Yeah, Christian brothers schools in the mid eighties were rough places to be. If you didn't finish your kiora orange you would'nt get your gold star - now thats not real to me.
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OptimusBasic Member Posts:312
11/18/2004 9:27 AM |
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I'm so ashamed and disappointed to be irish right now...
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bonzoBasic Member Posts:364
11/18/2004 10:11 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Optimus
I'm so ashamed and disappointed to be irish right now...
Why?
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mutchBasic Member Posts:392
11/18/2004 10:57 AM |
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I dont want to answer for anyone, but I share Optimuses feeling of shame. Maybe because this man who seems to be mainly concerned with his appearance and the record buying publics perception of him thinks that he can hi jack a terrible torment systematically inflicted upon thouseands of people (mostly poor people it must be added, illigitimate, orphans etc.)and use it to make money?
theres a few other good reasons that come to mind but this is a music discussion board so i'll limit my rant to venting my personal disgust at this particular act of greed and stupidity.
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OptimusBasic Member Posts:312
11/18/2004 11:13 AM |
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I'm disgusted at the way that things have come to be.
I mean whats become of subtlety. Or talent.
I have my own problems with catholicism and how enforced upon me it was when I lived in dublin, but I have better ways of venting it than playing the bleeding heart to thousands of idiots who'll respond in kind.
People have been reduced to, on an insulting level, zombies, because in essence, it has been allowed to be so. We now have easily digestible, cant mean anything else type songs being released without second thought. Where's the ambiguity and the artisitc flair that allows songs like led zepp's "No Quarter" or GNR's "Estranged" to be left open to interpetration that the average person with more than one brain cell can interpret however they feel.
This kind of CRAP diminishes the all round level of music to a sub-par level. Which in my opinion is bad news for the country that has produced nothing but essentially good to excellent acts, pre-1990's.
The everyman is not poetic. The everyman acts with only what he carries with him as his weapon.
The one's who matter are the genuinely affected people, or at least people who are smart. Play from your god damned heart.
Not Brian Mc-f**kING-Fadden.
I mean, sweet jesus. Ireland birthed U2, Thin Lizzy, Therapy, Kerbdog, the Mexican Pets, Skindive. And crap like McFadden is big?
My heart weeps...
Sorry...I know most of this meanders and such but this kinda stuff just cant be tolerated.
And I assume most of you people arent idiots so I hope what I've said makes sense.
Rant over.
On with the show.
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space cheeksBasic Member Posts:129
11/18/2004 11:29 AM |
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check this out ..............
Belfast Telegraph Home > Lifestyle > Music
Brian McFadden: please go away...
By Ian O'Doherty
17 November 2004
Following his nauseating appearance on the Late Late Show, when he desperately tried to convince a sceptical nation that we should all have sympathy for him, Brian McFadden simply refuses to leave us alone.
As greedy for publicity as his appalling ex-wife, McFadden has now turned his attention-seeking radar in the direction of the Church which, he claims, is responsible for abusing him.
Obviously there's an angle here and with the release next week of his single Irish Son, McFadden has been quick to hop on the abuse bandwagon.
McFadden is adamant that he was hit in school, saying "I did personally suffer physical abuse" and that he "suffered the back of their hand three or four times". Maybe we live in an era of compassion fatigue, but since when did feeling the back of a teacher's hand qualify as physical abuse?
McFadden, who once seemed to be the most unaffected of the Westlife boys, has plans to open a cheap recording studio and bizarrely says: "There are so many artists like Patrick Casey and Damian Rice who nobody pays attention to."
Really? Would McFadden actually be referring to Paddy Casey, who is managed by Paul McGuinness, and Damien Rice, whose album O is one of the best-selling Irish albums in years?
McFadden's next song, he says, is called Demons, which is "about a dream I have where no one recognises me". Give it a few months, Brian, give it a few months.
Source: Irish Independent
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Rev JulesVeteran Member Posts:1041
11/18/2004 11:37 AM |
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Ok guys,
I am proud to unveil the first annual Brian McFadden Victimhood Song Contest.
The rules of the contest are simple.
1) Dream up a form of victimisation which Brian might claim he has suffered.
2) Give the song a title.
3) Give an indication of a sample lyric.
The prize: 100 copies of Brian's debut album which you can ceremonially burn in your back garden.
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OptimusBasic Member Posts:312
11/18/2004 11:39 AM |
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That is legendary.
Excuse me for this question but didnt teachers hitting students stop in the 80's? Which is when Mcf**ker went to school?
He has no life experience that relates to his songs.
I'm so angry....*shirt & pants rip open to reveal a naked me* Oh yeah..I'm not the Hulk. DAMMIT!
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OptimusBasic Member Posts:312
11/18/2004 11:49 AM |
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Ooooh Oooooh...Me first me first...
"I'm a w**ker(with no friends)" By Brian Mcf**king f**ker Mother f**ker!!!
"Verse 1
I was born in the heart of Dublin
Back when being gay wasn't cool
I guess I'm trying to tell you something
But I dont know cos I'm a fool
We were warped by the Christian Brothers
In the cell blocks at our schools
But I wouldnt know anything about that
Because I'm just a bloody tool
Pre Chorus 1
Go hit me now
No wait I was kidding
Not the face not the face
Why doesnt anyone love me?
Chorus 1
This is the city that raised me
With the same religion as you
Now I'm old enough to know my own mind
Or do I cos I've been told what to do
I seen so much that has changed me
Why does life have to move on
With Westlife I was big in the 90's
No one likes this Irish Son...
Verse 2
Weddings deaths or baptizing children
My lyrics suffer from bad taste
I'm trying to represent myself
So that you'll understand my pain
Chorus 2
This is the city that raised me
With the same religion as you
Now I'm old enough to know my own mind
Or do I cos I've been told what to do
I seen so much that has changed me
Why does life have to move on
With Westlife I was big in the 90's
No one likes this Irish Son...
Middle 8th
Our father who art in heaven
How come I've never had a friend?
I've paid people and gotten married
But no one wants to stick around
Is this all a sign of the times?
Or am I really on my own?
Chorus 3
This is the city that raised me
With the same religion as you
Now I'm old enough to know my own mind
Or do I cos I've been told what to do
I seen so much that has changed me
Why does life have to move on
With Westlife I was big in the 90's
No one likes this Irish Son..."
Oh my God that felt good. *lights a cigarette* How was it for you?
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EricBasic Member Posts:179
11/18/2004 11:57 AM |
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Potato, why did you hate me? By Brian mcfecken
Oh, the cold ran through me
Like a knife, a cold blade
My feet worn through me
So much they began to … fade
Chorus
With no big macs, no spar
We ran so very far
Because the food is was damin
The son of an irish famine
verse 2
Hail Mary full of grace
Send us some potatoes
don't fade my beautiful face
Etc etc
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