Anyone watch the Eurovision semi-finals? Now before some boring person feels the need to point it out, yes Eurovison music is crap, its tacky, its cheesy and camper than volkswagen er... camper van. But for pure entertainment value it can't be beat. Apologies to any non europeans reading this who have no idea what I'm banging on about, this is something that just has to be seen to be appreciated, even then you may still be completely confused.
Highlights of the show had to be Malta and the Ukraine. Maltas entry was what eurovision is all about, pure cheesy goodness, looking (though obviously not sounding) like a duet between an older Charlotte Church and a sleazy version of Robert Smith from the cure. As for Ukraine, all I can say is "Xena: The Musical!"
But the best bit was the intermission, no not Turkeys Billy Barry school rejects stage show, but the short film featuring tiny spitting image versions of Abba being auditioned by Rik Mayall. I laughed so hard, I could barely breathe, pure genius!
Oh and check out Swedens entry on saturday, a nubile and aesthetically pleasing young lady. Theres just something missing from her act, ah yes, a pole!
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